Here at InStyle, we never judge a makeup shade by its name but have you ever peeked at the bottom of a gorgeous lipstick or nail color only to be shocked by a label that read “F-Bomb” or “Bitter Bitch?” Perhaps our minds are in the gutter with Fifty Shades of Grey finally hitting theaters, but it seems like makeup names have taken a turn for the R-rated (not that we’re complaining).
While cult classic shades like Nars’s Orgasm and G-Spot can give anyone a flush of color without even applying them, other product titles aren’t so risqué and actually prove to be downright hilarious. For example, can you imagine walking into a nail salon and asking if they have Gay Ponies Dancing in the Snow? We can’t either.
Keep scrolling for a list of makeup shades that never fail to nab our attention. Warning: One of these is literally NSFW.
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Smith & Cult Nailed Lacquer
The Shade: Gay Ponies Dancing in the Snow, $18; smithandcult.com
Urban Decay Sheer Revolution Lipsticks
The Shades: F-Bomb and Walk of Shame, $22 each; sephora.com
Tom Ford Nail Lacquer
The Shade: Bitter Bitch, $32; tomford.com
Nars The Multiple Stick
The Shades: Orgasm and G-Spot, $39 each; nordstrom.com
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Essie Nail Polish
The Shade: Size Matters, $9; essie.com
Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics Lip Tar
The Shade: NSFW, $18; nordstrom.com
Butter London Nail Lacquer
The Shade: Tramp Stamp, $15; butterlondon.com
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